zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

(via homotheologian)

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

(via 8catsinmypants)

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(Source: meilleure--amie, via hi)

kixxinq:

If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices

(via seanp0donnell)

teophania:

SCARLETT JOHANSON IS SPEAKING FOR ME IN THIS GIFSET

(via crusaderfortruthiness)

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

(via lampsarepeopletoo)

mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

(via seanp0donnell)

hatin:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am

(via lohanthony)